Alright, before everyone starts throwing sacks filled with hammers at me, let me explain this.
While I was staying at my grandparent's house, I had a very odd dream. In the dream, I finally got the chance to meet with Jhonen Vasquez. He was going to come to my school to take part in a baseball game (yeah...I know) and if anyone wanted to meet him, they had to sign up to play. The sign-up sheets were located in the bowels of the Mall of America and cost $4000. Of course, I paid for it and signed up. The next day, I was fitted in my very own baseball uniform and put in line to start playing. Oddly enough, most of the people who had signed up were also girls, but they didn't even know who Jhonen was. When I caught a glimpse of him through a metal fence, I started spazzing out and clinging to this one blonde chick who assumed I was a retard. Once the game was started, however, Jhonen had dissapeared. It was during half-time that I decided to go look for him. Still in my uniform, I tried looking for him in the 7-eleven that was right across the street from the field. What I found was...interesting. There was a really tanned chick mopping the floors of the 7-eleven. She wore a yellow-striped bikini with sandals and capris. But there was something odd about her. When she turned around, I knew why. SHE WAS JHONEN FREAKING VASQUEZ! WTF??! Oh, and he had boobs too. In the dream, I didn't seem too shaken up about this. I was a little startled, but I tried to make a conversation with my favorite artist in drag.
"Why are you mopping?" I asked.
"I dunno." He replied, smiling and skipping around the floor.
His voice is what really freaked me out. Think of Galinda from Wicked. That's what he sounded like.
"Umm...I like your bikini."
He turned around, "Aww! Thank you!" He then put the mop into a little closet and smiled brightly at me. "It's stripey! ^_^"

As the dream continued, Jhonen became more and more womanly, and eventually turned into a younger version of Cher. It was very, very strange to say the least. I'm beginning to wander if my grandma put some pot in my food that night.